Worst Sex Ever...(sigh)
#1
November 9, 11:16 pm
Worst Sex Ever...(sigh)
<p><font size="2">Yea...i know I just wrote a Forum</font></p><p><font size="2">Got Milk???? </font></p><p><font size="2">But Lots on my mind so Imma speak on my worst Sex experience...I know yall have some (everyone has had 1)</font></p><p><font size="2">But heres mine</font></p><p><font size="2">(puts on my glasses and clears my throat)</font></p><p><font size="2">So...it was a dark and stormy night</font></p><p><font size="2">NA...wrong story</font><img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/em0300.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/em0300.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></p><p><font size="2">But like it was me and this chick (OMG how do i sound...OF COURSE IT WAS A CHICK!!)</font></p><p><font size="2">and it was someone I been knew for a min an Iwent over to her place and sat there bored for like...30min</font></p><p><font size="2">Like word...she knew why I came...she told me to come. FUCK yhu gonna have me wait 30 min 4!</font></p><p><font size="2">EH!!!??</font></p><p><font size="2">but yea...got them clothes off (bitch has a smexi bodi) and she started chewin on my dick.....</font></p><p><font size="2">......</font></p><p><font size="2">....</font><img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/10100.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/10100.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></p><p><font size="2">This is no joke...literally started biting like my dick was some taffy</font></p><p><font size="2">OOOOHhhh nooo.. I love pain on the 10in but senseless pain...NO!</font></p><p><font size="2">STOP! </font><img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/censored.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/censored.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></p><p><font size="2">I put in the Cheat Code and taught her how to suck a real dick cuz i think she thought she was SH. (supa head)PHEW...Im BORED teachin cuz she not fully gettin it..so i pull Jimmy out (condom) and start to 6ft it...man...1 thing i cant stand is when a chick cringes when I go in..like...DF yhu wincing for?? Yhu knew what I was packin on...OMG now yhu scared??!! <br></font></p><p><font size="2">So it takes me like...(counts) 7-8 min to get all 10 inside her like...WTF!? but her body is so bad...smh..she bitin her lip n all this extra stuff...and im not even givin full thrust. So I put my hips into it..oh man if she didnt try to push me off..lol So i pull out an think...</font></p><p><font size="2">"am I in hell? this chick must only fuck wit lil niccas screamin like this"</font><img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/11200.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/11200.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></p><p><font size="2">oh im not done..smh</font></p><p><font size="2">She she says she is a rider...and she wants to ride..PHEW!! at least she can do that..no work 4 me.</font></p><p><font size="2">.......</font></p><p><font size="2">.....</font></p><p><font size="2">...NA. She couldnt ride me for shit. it was like...hmm more work then necessary. She didnt know where to put her legs...her hands...and her rythm was off...smh. I already hate condoms an she was gettin on my nerves...soooo</font></p><p><font size="2">BRAND left. Told her (like straight up) she cnt fuck. yea I got hit...oh well...</font><img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/10500.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/10500.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></p><p><font size="2">The End</font></p><p style="text-align: right;"><font size="2"><font color="#ff9900">Love BRAND</font><img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/10400.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/emo/10400.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></font></p><p><font size="2"><br></font></p><p><font size="2"><br mce_bogus="1"></font></p>
#2
November 9, 11:28 pm
<p>LMFAO HAHAHAHA!!!! That shit is fucked up but it be like that sometines, gotta let em know that they aint doin shit, maybe she'll improve for the next guy<br mce_bogus="1"></p>
#3
November 10, 6:33 pm
<P><STRONG><EM><FONT face="comic sans ms,sans-serif">WOW!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? I BET YOU SHE HAD A BIG ASS AND DIDNT KNOW WUT TO DO WIT IT AND THAT PUSSY..BOOO BITCH ..SHE GETS A WOMP WOMP WOMMMPPP>>>LOL..</FONT></EM></STRONG></P>
#6
November 12, 3:16 am
<P>first of all if you gon brag, make sure you back ya shit up lol<BR>wow she suck for that<BR><BR><BR>i nicknamed my ex boyfriend "jack rabbit" because he would always cum in like 3 mins (like literally and im not joking)...i be mad as hell when we done<BR><BR>so umm yea i broke up with him because he wasnt satisfying me at all</P>
#7
November 12, 11:24 pm
<DIV>interesting you taught her how to suck dick. hmm</DIV>
#8
November 13, 3:37 am
<p>Man thats fucked up seriously lol, as for the biting i couldnt deal with that shit, i still got a mark on my shit when my girl bit my head, its fuckin painful.<br></p>
#9
November 14, 10:20 pm
<p>WOW, i never had a guy say that i didn't do a good job so i thought you (guys) told all girls that, I never even heard of such bull shit, thas so sad i feel sorry for you and ur dick {{{hugz}}} 4 u and {{{kisses}}} 4 ur dick<img src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/biggrin.gif" mce_src="http://mybootyspace.com/file/smile/biggrin.gif" alt="" phpfox="image-protect"></p>



